The Rating System

8 Slice Rating
Overall: 8 Slices
Crust: How's the crust?
Sauce: How's the sauce?
Cheese: How's the Cheese?
8 Slice Meaning: ROAD TRIP! Outstanding, worth scheduling a trip around!

7 Slice Rating
Overall: 7 Slices
Crust: How's the crust?
Sauce: How's the sauce?
Cheese: How's the Cheese?
7 Slice Meaning: DAY TRIP! Excellent, no frozen pizza can be compared, worth the regional trip.

6 Slice Rating
Overall: 6 Slices
Crust: How's the crust?
Sauce: How's the sauce?
Cheese: How's the Cheese?
6 Slice Meaning: BEST LOCAL! Very good, worth the local trip.

5 Slice Rating
Overall: 5 Slices
Crust: How's the crust?
Sauce: How's the sauce?
Cheese: How's the Cheese?
5 Slice Meaning: PIZZA NITE! Better than average, worth the pizza night honor!

4 Slice Rating
Overall: 4 Slices
Crust: How's the crust?
Sauce: How's the sauce?
Cheese: How's the Cheese?
4 Slice Meaning: GOOD VALUE! Below average, good from time to time, maybe right for the right price.

3 Slice Rating
Overall: 3 Slices
Crust: How's the crust?
Sauce: How's the sauce?
Cheese: How's the Cheese?
3 Slice Meaning: BARELY TOLERABLE! Well below average, but accepatable in some areas.

2 Slice Rating
Overall: 2 Slices
Crust: How's the crust?
Sauce: How's the sauce?
Cheese: How's the Cheese?
2 Slice Meaning: SHOULD FOLD! Really bad anywhere, hard to understand how this person stays in business.

1 Slice Rating
Overall: 1 Slices
Crust: How's the crust?
Sauce: How's the sauce?
Cheese: How's the Cheese?
1 Slice Meaning: CENSORED!

The Best Pizza Slices Frozen Pizza Rating

The absolute best Frozen Pizza can only qualify for 6 Slices. The ratings for frozen pizza is as follows.

6 Slice Rating
Overall: 6 Slices
Crust: How's the crust?
Sauce: How's the sauce?
Cheese: How's the Cheese?
6 Slice Meaning: THE BEST FROZEN PIZZA that money can buy (frozen).

5 Slice Rating
Overall: 5 Slices
Crust: How's the crust?
Sauce: How's the sauce?
Cheese: How's the Cheese?
5 Slice Meaning: WORTH FULL PRICE! Better than average, worth full price, stock up when it's on sale.

4 Slice Rating
Overall: 4 Slices
Crust: How's the crust?
Sauce: How's the sauce?
Cheese: How's the Cheese?
4 Slice Meaning: AVERAGE, STOCK UP WHEN ON SALE! Average, good when on sale but don't buy too many.

3 Slice Rating
Overall: 3 Slices
Crust: How's the crust?
Sauce: How's the sauce?
Cheese: How's the Cheese?
3 Slice Meaning: OK IF GREAT SALE! Below average, but may be ok if it is a great sale.

2 Slice Rating
Overall: 2 Slices
Crust: How's the crust?
Sauce: How's the sauce?
Cheese: How's the Cheese?
2 Slice Meaning: SHOULD FOLD! Really bad, hard to understand how they stay in business.

1 Slice Rating
Overall: 1 Slices
Crust: How's the crust?
Sauce: How's the sauce?
Cheese: How's the Cheese?
1 Slice Meaning: CENSORED!